Now you’re just being rude.
Maybe the slightest bit. I’d rather be rude than stupid though.
I’m stupid, then? Brilliant, I’ve always wanted to be stupid.
Well, you’ve probably always been stupid then.
Nope, it’s magic.
yes, but you sir are a talented magician… so it’s a bit of both now isn’t it?
Is it? I wouldn’t know.
wow hmm I suppose… that you’re pretty dumb then.
Now you’re just being rude.
Maybe the slightest bit. I’d rather be rude than stupid though.
Nope, it’s magic.
yes, but you sir are a talented magician… so it’s a bit of both now isn’t it?
Is it? I wouldn’t know.
wow hmm I suppose… that you’re pretty dumb then.
balancing muffins is hard.
Well that’s pure talent.
Nope, it’s magic.
yes, but you sir are a talented magician… so it’s a bit of both now isn’t it?
BUT SHE IS DOE. SHE CAN’T DO… NAUGHTY THINGS.
She was doing naughty things when your six pack was still a four pack, so you’d better man up and get over it.

Sorry, yeah. Well… Doe she’s. Uhm. With child.
Preggers
bun in the loven.
What?! Our Doe?! Knocked up!?
I’ll kill ‘im!!!
GIDEON PREWETT YOU GET BACK HERE RIGHT NOW
SHE’S MARRIED, HAPPILY MARRIED SHE CAN HAVE ALL THE BABIES SHE WANTS

Sorry, yeah. Well… Doe she’s. Uhm. With child.
Preggers
bun in the loven.


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Peter? Dumb? No kids? … What?!
I have absolutely no doubt in my mind. Really. You’ll get your babies.
Man the other night, I think Peter was drunk and he called me a bacon stealing hor and him and Ian were going at it. It was funny, but really weird.
Ian’s going down..

I pretty much always get what I want. Its a blessing and a curse.
Aw, shucks! Wait, Ian is scared of kids? Why? Did one bite him or something?
He said something about Peter, dumb, never having kids?

But let’s be honest, I’ll get my way in the end.
